The tl;dr uses bad language which has been censored by the all-powerful asterisk.
It's used for humor so that you might get some idea of our policies which are kind of really important, so please do not get your f***ing panties in a wad.
Get a sense of humor, or just read the regular policies and skip the tl;dr version.
And now, on with the policies you won't read because you might be a primitive screwhead.
You wear a fursuit head/mask/paper bag/whatever anywhere near the casino floor area, hotel security will make you wish you hadn't. And then we'll laugh at you.
Behave yourself. If you're under 21 years old, you can't gamble your money AND you won't get to take your winnings. But you can walk through the casino to get to other stuff.
Behave yourself, or misbehave somewhere else, you inconsiderate piece of dog poop.
Keep your comments in your head, even if you want to heckle that terrible YouTube video. It probably deserves it, but save it for the Internet. You're not as funny as you think you are.
Are you over 21? Good! Go get a drink from the speakeasy! Not over 21? Don't you dare even try. It'll stunt your growth.
Don't bring other drugs into the convention. They'll stunt your growth at any age.
You like to push buttons? Don't push ours. The elevators are not to be f***ed with, or we'll f**k with you. Trust us, you won't like how we do it. We won't use lube.
Hosting a party? Awesome. Check everyone's ID. If you break s**t, we'll break you. Behave in the hotel, or don't come to our convention. Stay at home if you're going to be like that.
This isn't an MMA match. This ain't the WWE or whatever fake wrestling group you like. So don't act like it is.
Don't be stupid. Peace bond your weapons today!
Don't be a jerk. Use common sense. Be polite. Why do you have that camera if you can't follow any of what we just said?
So you're an ankle-biter? Great. If you wanna get in, bring a notarized permission slip or be with your parent. And don't even think about going to the naughty areas, kid.
So important, we repeated it! You wear a fursuit head/mask/paper bag/whatever anywhere near the casino floor area, hotel security will make you wish you hadn't. And then we'll laugh at you.
For Christ's sake, take a f***ing shower and put on some deodorant. Con funk is nasty.
OMG, shoes! Wear them. Wear flip-flops or fursuit paws. Wear SOMETHING protective on your feet. Enough said.
Flyers go on tables. Nowhere else. Behave.
No signs that solicit stuff or might be offensive. And Cthulhu for President, while okay, is overdone.
If a staff member is being a jerk, report it. You can't report the tl;dr versions of this policy, though. Tough sh*t, numbnuts.
You try to get around our rules, we're not going to put up with it. Also, if you want to argue, go home and argue on the Internet. Jerk.
More stuff as we think about it.
If you think a rule is unfair, deal with it or email us at staff@biggestlittlefurcon.org
And deal with it anyway.